Geldof condemns sale of Live 8 tickets on eBay

Yes, people touting their free Live8 tickets on eBay is a low act. But also perfectly legal. A mass boycott of eBay for a week in retaliation, eh Bob? Yeah right...

In other Live 8 news, that totally innocent collector of gay erotica, Michael Jackson, is rumoured to be keen to take part in the Musical Parade of the Dinosaurs next month. Being a white musician these days, his chances of being invited are greatly improved.

He's probably hoping, however, for the G8 to arrange the retirement of all his debts...