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The Arnold Schwarzenegger Song

(The following is a song that I sing to Adara sometimes. Please note that there is a special bonus feature at the end of this presentation.)

I am the Governor of Cauliflower,
I am the Governor of Cauliflower,
I am the Governor of Cauliflower,
Cauliflower Governor am I.

Hasta la vista, hasta la vista,
Hasta la vista, hasta la vista,
Hasta la vista, hasta la vista,
Cauliflower Governor am I.

I am the Governor of C0lin Farrell,
I am the Governor of Colin Farrell,
I am the Governor of Colin Farrell,
Colin Farrell Governor am I.

Hasta la vista, hasta la vista,
Hasta la vista, hasta la vista,
Hasta la vista, hasta la vista,
Colin Farrell Governor am I.

I am the Governor of California,
I am the Governor of California,
I am the Governor of California,
California Governor am I.

Hasta la vista, hasta la vista,
Hasta la vista, hasta la vista,
Hasta la vista, hasta la vista,
California Governor am I.

(Special bonus feature: The Jessie "The Body" Ventura verse)

Jessie was the Governor of Minnesota,
Jessie was the Governor of Minnesota,
Jessie was the Governor of Minnesota,
Minnesota Governor was he.

Crash! Bang! Thud! Crash! Bang! Thud!
Crash! Bang! Thud! Crash! Bang! Thud!
Crash! Bang! Thud! Crash! Bang! Thud!
Minnesota Governor was he.