Great moments in crowd control

Snogging match gets guard hot under collar
(Bruce Cutler, Hawkes Bay Today, 9.1.06)

"As music played over the loudspeakers between overs during the Sri Lankan innings, two women stood up on the Morris Street end of the cricket ground, danced and then kissed, to much cheering as it was screened on the big-screen monitor at McLean Park. Like a jilted lover a large security official strode into the crowd to stop the kissing."

Curiously, the security company has defended their guard's actions!