First thoughts on the Fourth Test

What the.... ?

How long before we see the ICC issue an emergency playing condition abolishing the five-run penalty in Test matches? Or will we finally see DB Hair despatched to an early retirement?
It will be Monday night before I get the chance to look into Sunday's festivities at The Oval a little more deeply, but for now, here's some background reading:

• Obo of the mid-afternoon session (Guardian);
• Obo of the post-tea non-session (Guardian);
• Aggers' column for BBC Online;
• Cricket 24x7's comment on events thus far.