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H1N1 infects the cricketing world (apparently)

Breaking news from watoday.com.au

SWINE FLU FEARS FOR CRICKETING GREAT

The Cricketing Great and his wife were placed in quarantine after said CG's daughter came in contact with a friend who was H1N1-enabled.

Some key quotes from watoday's (and just how do you pronounce that anyway?) report:

"None have shown any symptoms and are due to be released from quarantine tomorrow."

"I have not got swine flu..."

"There is no runny rose, no fever, no headaches, no sneezing."

And The Cricketing Great in question is.....:

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Abyssinia Warnie (the even more revised and updated unauthorised biopic musical edition)

"He revived leg-spin, thought to be extinct, and is now pre-eminent in a game so transformed that we sometimes wonder where the next champion fast bowlers will come from."

- CricketArchive Staff Reporter, from Cricketarchive's player profile of Shane Warne, 17.4.09

Well, not quite. If you want proof that the Wrist-Spin Era of Australian Cricket has returned to hibernation, look no further than the Cricket Australia contracted players' list for 2009-10.

Shane Warne's four-over-per-game bowling-captain-coaching stint is over for another (and probably last) year, and Stuart MacGill is doing nicely thank you with his own wine show on the Lifestyle Food channel. The number of specialist wrist-spinners under Cricket Australia contract from July 1? Zero.

Of the twenty-five players on the list there's only left-armer Simon Katich and right-handed Cameron White. Outstanding as an opening batsman for Australia these days but dreadfully underbowled, Katich has taken 18 wickets in 38 Tests at an average of 29.61. Six of those wickets came in one innings against Zimbabwe in 2003, and five more in the last two innings of the latest Test series against South Africa.

Beau Casson has come off contract after being basically hung out to dry by the National Socialist Party National Selection Panel. Brought into the Test team after MacGill's abrupt retirement on the 2008 West Indian tour, he took three wickets at 43 at Bridgetown in his debut, and has never been selected for Australia again.

White's Test career was confined to the 2008 series in India, where he was a late replacement for Bryce McGain, whom I shall get to in a tic. White took five wickets at 68.40, and averaged 29.40 with the bat. Better known these days for his achievements in slap-and-tickle cricket, White hasn't even been named in Australia's World T20 squad.

But the great hope of Australian wrist-spin, McGain, has come and gone at the age of 37 with career figures of 18-3-149-0 preserved for posterity.

Shane Warne, his heirs and successors, are gone. The next champion fast bowler has arrived. His name is Mitchell Johnson.

But there's another reason why the Shane Warne Era appears to be over. "Shane Warne The Musical", which began its Sydney season at the Enmore Theatre last Monday, will close on June 7. It has already had a successful five-month run in Melbourne, but now seems unlikely to go on tour.

Reviews of SWTM from the Sydney Morning Herald and the Daily Telegraph, and even Kersi Meher-Homji has pitched in with his observations.

Abyssinia Warnie (revised and updated 2009 edition)

With the Rajasthan Royals' loss to the Kolkata Knight Riders in a refreshingly low-scoring Twenty20 clash on Wednesday night, the cricketing career of Shane Warne appears to have drawn to a close. Again.

Is he wishing he quit while he was ahead in IPL1 2008, or counting the Thanks-for-coming receipts from IPL2 2009? Silly question (and even sillier grammar from me) about he who quit county cricket to play poker.

I still have this nagging feeling, though. Despite the fact that he is ineligible for selection because he didn't play Sheffield Shield in 2008-09, I can't get out of my head the possibility that Warnie will play in this year's Ashes. The fact that the National Socialist Party, or whatever NSP stands for, chose just one specialist spinner, and an offie (Nathan Hauritz) at that, keeps my delusions alive...

Great moments in media parochialism

He is the shock selection in England's First Test squad to face the West Indies next week. Durham quickie Graham Onions has been named in the twelve, and is almost certain to make his England debut after a false start on the 2006 ODI tour of Pakistan.

Today's Newcastle Herald (New South Wales, not Northumberland) is right on the ball in giving credit where it's due for Onions' success. The headline on the sports pages reads:

Stockton's Onions earns Test call-up

The Herald's Robert Dillon goes on to explain all:

"The uncapped Englishman spent the early part of this year in Newcastle, taking 11 wickets in two matches for Stockton at an average of 10.73."

The Durham county professional (whose first-class career bowling average currently stands at 32.88) did indeed play two matches for Stockton in the NDCA (Newcastle District Cricket Association) first grade comp in 2008-09, as The Herald extensively reported.

Let's hope Onions' fortunes are slightly better than those of Stockton's previous English import, Chris Lewis.

Threes in the IPL

In the "smash or crash" mentality of the mutant strain of Twenty20 called the Indian Premier League, I was curious to see how many scoring shots in the current IPL have been worth three runs.

I've just done a quick scour of Cricinfo's commentary on every game played to date (searching for the text "3 runs,"). At this moment in time, namely the toilet break in Bangalore's innings against Kolkata (game 19, Durban), the total is 18.

That's rather more than I was expecting, but - bearing in mind that two games were washed out - that's an average of just over one three per game.

And the only batsman two have made two 3's to date? A young lad by the name of Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar.

The other threesters: Andrew Flintoff, Moises Henriques, Adam Gilchrist, Herschelle Gibbs, Matthew Hayden, Robin Uthappa, Brad Hodge, Fidel Edwards, AB de Villiers, Graeme Smith, Jesse Ryder, Irfan Pathan, Ravindra Jadeja, Sanath Jayasuriya, Jean-Paul Duminy, Shreevats Goswami.

Henriques' three represents 50% of his batting aggregate to date in the IPL. Fidel Edwards' three is not only 60% of his aggregate thus far in the current season, but it is his highest innings score.

Maybe I need to dream up an award for this.

Updates to the tallyboard in the comments as the Not-So-IPL progresses.

Matty's out

A good wicket for the Mork and Mindians, as Matty Hayden swats Jayasuriya to Zaheer Khan who takes a good low catch. Hayden 44(35b, 6x4 1xDLFMx).

At what point can we proclaim a Twenty20 game a GOTLD? As I speak CSK need 75 to win from 42 balls at a RRR of 10.7.

This is my last post of the evening, maybe I'll see this game out and maybe even see some of Warnie's Rajasthanis. Or maybe not. Adieu for nieu.

Potty time

Toilet break time for Not-so-IPL viewers the world over, CSK 70 for 3 needing another 97 to win. No DLF Maxima yet for Matty Hayden, he's 30*(26). Can he beat his T20 PB of 81, also scored against Mumbai last year?

Oh there's some chap called MS Dhoni 0*(0) at the other end.

Already this game is three hours old. Gimme baseball any day!

Hildreth!

Congratulations to James Hildreth, the first triple-centurion of the 2009 county season. Somerset has declared on 672 for 4 with Hildreth on 303 not out. His partnership with wicketkeeper Craig Kieswetter (150*) yielded 318* for the fifth wicket.

Meanwhile, Matthew Hayden is playing for a draw at Newlands.

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