Breaking news from watoday.com.au

SWINE FLU FEARS FOR CRICKETING GREAT

The Cricketing Great and his wife were placed in quarantine after said CG's daughter came in contact with a friend who was H1N1-enabled.

Some key quotes from watoday's (and just how do you pronounce that anyway?) report:

"None have shown any symptoms and are due to be released from quarantine tomorrow."

"I have not got swine flu..."

"There is no runny rose, no fever, no headaches, no sneezing."

And The Cricketing Great in question is.....:

Geoffrey Robert Marsh, Australia 1986-92 and bar.

Read all about it a what-a-day's Sydney companion website, the less-pronouncable smh.com.au.