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Suiting the lifestyle of modern consumers

Submitted by Rick Eyre on March 9, 2012 - 10:49am

(The following is a press release issued by the England and Wales Cricket Board on 8 March 2012. It is reproduced here, in its entirety and uncut, except that I have inserted line breaks so that it may be read as blank verse. As surely it was intended to be. The original can be read here).


A Boxing Day Carol, or, Wencis Who?

Submitted by Rick Eyre on December 26, 2006 - 2:42pm

Good King Glenn McGrath looked out
On the Feast of Stephen
Where the pitch lay round about
Just a bit uneven
Brightly shone Shane Warne that night
Though the Poms were cruel
Then A Flintoff came in sight
Batting like a foo-oo-el.

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