mitchell johnson

How long is a piece of match fee?

The International Cricket Council is one of those organisations which will never truly satisify its public with the way it runs the game. No number of ex-politicians fed through the presidential revolving door will change that, but not all of the criticism is warranted. However, the ICC's approach to player discipline seems to win very few friends indeed.

One case study of the ICC's questionable disciplinary practices comes from last Wednesday's ODI between New Zealand and Australia at Napier. NZ match-winning batsman Scott Styris became entangled in a heated exchange with his frustrated Australian bowling victim, Mitchell Johnson. At one point in proceedings, Johnson nudged his head forward in a muted head-butting action, making contact with Styris's helmet, before probably realising that even his hard head would be no match for the metallic grille.

Johnson was charged by the umpiring team of Rudi Koertzen, Tony Hill and Chris Gaffaney with "inappropriate and deliberate physical contact between players in the course of play" - a Level 2 Offence under the relevant Code of Conduct. With a maximum penalty of a suspension for either one Test or two ODIs, Johnson pleaded guilty, thereby saving match referee Ranjan Madugalle the trouble of conducting a hearing.

Madugalle responded by giving Johnson a fine of, in the words of the ICC statement, "equivalent to 60 per cent of the player's match fee". Styris, for his part, pleaded guilty to a charge of a Level 1 offence, and was fined 15 per cent of his match fee.

Having seen the video of the incident, I believe that Johnson should have received nothing short of a suspension. Physical contact in anger with an opposing player should not be tolerated to any degree. Johnson has, instead, been issued with a fine, and one towards the lower end of the scale, 50 per cent of match fee being the minimum punishment for a Level 2 offence.

I have a huge problem with this kind of punishment by imposition of a fine. What is the "match fee", and how can we feel confident that payment of a portion of the "match fee" is a suitably chastening punishment for a player?

There is an answer. Maybe. In appendix 3 of the "ICC Code of Conduct for Players and Player Support Personnel", the "designated Match Fee" for men's Tests, ODIs or T20Is is defined as:

"A country-specific amount which is to be determined by the ICC’s Chief Executive’s Committee in consultation with the relevant National Cricket Federations."

(source PDF)

Yes I found it just as helpful as you did. What about bonuses? What about prizemoney? What about a cut of the team's series or tournament winnings? I can understand the need for country-specific pay scales because of the different economic levels in different countries, but don't we deserve a little more transparency than this?

What proportion does "60 per cent of the match fee" represent in terms of the player's annual earnings? Does he actually pay the fine or does a mate, sponsor or wealthy WAG do it for him?

When does the fine get paid? And does the ICC send the Sheriff around to collect if the player hasn't paid up?

Most important of all: Does the player actually feel as if he has been punished? And will he do it again?

For the record, here's the ICC Naughty Book, with details of all the Code of Conduct hearings since inception in 1992, together with all the slaps on the wrist penalties handed out.

WACA Day Two: In the name of Dennis

On Thursday, day two of the WACA Test against the West Indies, Dennis Lillee was inducted into the ICC Cricket Hall of Fame. Chris Gayle celebrated by smashing the ball onto the roof of his grandstand.

The six landing on the top of the Lillee Marsh Stand was just part of the West Indian captain's tribute to one of Dennis Lillee's greatest nightmares by reaching his century from 70 balls, one less than the late Roy Fredericks did in his superb knock in the Perth Test of this series in 1975. Fredericks (later seen memorably giving Lillee a rude gesture in a fingerless batting glove in the WSC Come On Aussie Come On ad) went on to make 169 as the West Indies completed an innings victory. Gayle conked out at 102, and victory looks less likely in 2009.

There was another highly moving tribute to the life and legacy of Dennis Keith Lillee played out earlier in the day during the Australian innings, when Sulieman Benn and Brad Haddin re-enacted the great DKL-Javed Miandad contretemps of 1981 with some additional support from Mitchell Johnson.

Tis a pity that this current Australian team does so little to dignify the memory of the great FOT's golden era of the 1970s.

Lord's Day One: The stumps are that-a-way, Mitch

Is The World's Second-Best Test All-Rounder (And Third Best Bowler) all washed up? Is his mum a mole (spelling correct) for the England and Wales Cricket Board? Is his karate-ka WAG up for the chop? How else can we explain the worst Australian performance at the Home of Archery since the days of Great Hedley Verity Sticky? Or are Ricky Ponting's captaincy skills to blame for everything?

On the other hand, why are we calling 364 runs in a full day's play of a Test match an underachievement? Because, the way the Australians were playing, England looked for much of the day like topping 400 well before stumps. Tweet of the day from YorkshireLen sums it up:

"I see England's middle order arrived at the ground in a clown car again"

Still, considering the state of play at the end of day one at Cardiff, Australia is not out of this match. Watch the weather, and watch the pitch as prepared by Ian Chappell's favourite namedrop, Mike Hunt.

At the scene of the original Billy Midwinter poaching outrage of 1878, our Midwinter-Midwinter votes for Thursday: Andrew Strauss 3 pts, Alistair Cook 2 pts, Ben Hilfenhaus 1 pt.

Today's selection of reportage: Peter English the, er, Australian correspondent for Cricinfo; Jim Maxwell (ABC Radio); John Etheridge (The Sun, who also have a slideshow of Nathan Hauritz' dislocated finger); and the aforementioned YorkshireLen from his own blog.

Finally, here is Stephen Fry's speech at Lord's on Tuesday night. It's more than 140 characters long.

And The Kepler-Wessels goes to...

Mitchell Johnson. A devastating display with the bat in a losing cause was enough to have him breezing past Dale Steyn to break the ribbon first at the end of the six-Test reciprocal series between Australia and South Africa, conducted over the past three months.

Daily points during the Newlands Test (as first announced on Twitter) were:
Day One: Dale Steyn 3, Paul Harris 2, Makhaya Ntini 1;
Day Two: Ashwell Prince 3, Jacques Kallis 2, Hashim Amla 1;
Day Three: AB de Villiers 3, Mitchell Johnson 2, Simon Katich 1;
Day Four: Mitchell Johnson 3, Paul Harris 2, Andrew McDonald 1.

Final Standings:
19 pts - Mitchell Johnson;
17 pts - Dale Steyn;
13 pts - Peter Siddle;
12 pts - AB de Villiers, Simon Katich, Ricky Ponting;
10 pts - Jacques Kallis;
9 pts - Michael Clarke, Paul Harris;
8 pts - Jean-Paul Duminy, Phillip Hughes;
7 pts - Graeme Smith;
6 pts - Brad Haddin, Makhaya Ntini;
5 pts - Hashim Amla;
4 pts - Mark Boucher;
3 pts - Marcus North, Ashwell Prince;
2 pts - Michael Hussey, Andrew McDonald;
1 pt - Ben Hilfenhaus, Jason Krejza, Neil NcKenzie, Morne Morkel.

Thanks for coming - Doug Bollinger, Nathan Hauritz, Matthew Hayden, Imraan Khan, Brett Lee, Bryce McGain, Albie Morkel, Andrew Symonds.

Background to The Kepler-Wessels can be seen here. See you in July, when we do it all again for the Midwinter-Midwinter.

WACA Day Two: Sing along with Mitch

OK, maybe it's time to start taking Mitchell Johnson seriously. He even has the DKL Seal Of Approval now after taking 7/42 on Day Two of the Perth Test against South Africa. It looked like the visitors were going to amble to the upper hand (sorry about the metaphor trauma there) until Mitch started to hum.

The Kepler-Wessels BoG points for Day Two:
3 pts - Mitchell Johnson (Australia)
2 pts - AB de Villiers (South Africa)
1 pt - oh god do I have to award points to Jacques Kallis? (South Africa).

Happy birthday Ashley Noffke

As Mitchell Johnson decides what to do with his one-fifteenth share of Australia's $US 2.24 million prizemoney for winning the 2007 World Cup, spare a thought for his Queensland team-mate Ashley Noffke. And wish him a happy 30th birthday today. If things had gone just a little differently over recent years it could have been Noffke, not Johnson, sitting in the dug-out watching the Australian eleven thrashing the daylights out of all comers without making a single World Cup appearance of his own.

Noffke, who toured with the Australian team in 2001 and the West Indies in 2003, is playing for Gloucestershire at the start of the 2007 county season until Umar Gul becomes available for the team. Yesterday, Noffke played a valuable role in a moment of cricketing history.

Noffke took 0/89 from ten overs as Surrey smashed a world record total for a fifty-over innings of 496 for 4. And he was almost the most economical of the Gloucestershire bowlers. Gloucestershire, in reply, were all out for 239 in 34.1 overs in the Friends Provident Trophy game at The Oval.

Many happy returns, Noffers!

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